In GRIFF’s prayer today, he thanks God for being so fortunate that he is able to have his own church. Still, he says, he must say something about the people he notices sneaking out of church before the service is over, and before it’s time to tithe! He says he tries really hard not to pay […]
In GRIFF’s Prayer today, he speaks to God about when he encounters low self-esteemed Christians, who know the rhetoric of a good, happy Christian, yet their faces still hang low and their energy is totally negative when you ask them how they are. He prays that God could “make them better,” perhaps by put a smile in their […]
In GRIFF’s Prayer today, he shares with God the horrific sight he saw while out driving on the road. He describes being disgusted by seeing a man in the next lane picking his nose, but much more elaborately than any nose-picking really needs to be. He prays that he could be spared from seeing something like […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF speaks to God from his heart about game night. He prays that everyone gets the right partner, somebody who won’t constantly be stuck in jail during the entire game of Monopoly, or somebody who knows how to describe things without giving away the word in charades. Not only GRIFF’s prayer hilarious […]
GRIFF’s prayer today is dedicated to a Philadelphia woman who sent a message about the toenails of her husband. She says they’re way too long! GRIFF sends out a prayer in her name so that she may find some peace away from her husband’s scratchy toenails and the consequences they inevitably must present to her […]
In GRIFF’s prayer today, he talks to God about the musky smell that so many of kids from the youth church service tend to walk in smelling like. Though he thanks Christ for all the children looking to get to know God better, he prays for God to intervene so that they may stop coming […]
In GRIFF’s prayer today, he asks for God to build a giant electric fence between him and any and all negative people, so they can’t get near him. He talks about his desire to be happy, and how negative people get in the way of him attaining that goal. Plus, when Erica Campbell questions whether he really intends […]
GRIFF’s prayer today is about people with unholy smelling breath. He says those are the people who are always so eager to deliver a lengthy, breathy prayer with the foulest smelling breath! He hilariously prays for an angel, and a “mouthwash spirit” to come in and fix it. Click on the audio player to hear […]