In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF opens up to God about his pettiness. He explains that he tends to retaliate in a petty manner when he doesn’t get his way, or feels wronged by others. He knows he’s not alone in his pettiness, either. So he decides to dedicate this prayer to all the […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks God to help kids cut parents some slack when it comes to giving gifts this Christmas. The items on kids’ wish lists seem to just keep getting more and more expensive, and who can realistically afford all of these fancy gadgets every year? GRIFF asks that God […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for kids growing up and finding their way. He notes that they’ve changed so much since childhood, that they often don’t remember their smaller, stinkier, dirtier selves. They don’t want to remember it, in fact. He prays for all of the parents and teachers and other […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF notes that even though Thanksgiving is over, many of us might still have relatives staying in our houses. GRIFF explains that he loves having company, but not when it lasts a bit too long. Often, when the holiday excitement wears off and a work week begins, the house […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF explains that he works in churches, so he’s very familiar with that moment in when the Pastor asks you to look at your neighbor and repeat some of the things he’s encouraging you to say. While this is a lovely sentiment, sometimes you they ask you to repeat […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF says some words for those who are carrying some anger around after Donald Trump‘s election win. He says some wise words about all of the high tension floating around the nation since Tuesday. He notes that he can’t realistically just pick up and move to another country, because […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF talks about the experience he had when he went out to go vote early last Saturday. He walked up to the park where the voting took place, and saw a whole bunch of people, tons of cars, police and news crews. He immediately didn’t feel like voting, but […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF speaks on his hope that people will just start to be more honest with himself. He specifically notes how people with road rage tend to deny in God’s name that they don’t have road rage, even though it inevitably comes out when they’re sitting in traffic or another […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF recalls an eventful trip he took to a restaurant to pick up some food to eat. He said that while he was paying for the food, the cashier lady reached over to give him his receipt, and he noticed something strange. The woman was missing more than a […]
In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks God why men have to turn into big babies when they’re sick! He hilariously points out the fact that men could be the most masculine, big burly men, but they tend to switch it up once they get sick. He says, yesterday, he wasn’t feeling well, and […]