In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for always making him laugh. He remarks that God made him a comedian, but he is constantly tickled by the Lord’s comedic timing. He mentions some of the funny moments from God that he witnessed, like a woman he saw trip in the grocery store, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF confronts the truth about horoscopes and astrological signs. He says that he grew up being taught that horoscopes are demonic, and not of God, and now he realizes the truth in that teaching. GRIFF says that when he looks at the signs- other than his, of course -he […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF talks about how he feels so overwhelmed and confused about his cellphone bill every month, which he tries to stay on top of. He says he’s switched companies so many times, and he’s so sick of paying so much extra money because of his data going over all […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God with heaven on his mind. He says he heard that heaven had “streets of gold” and was “the land of milk & honey,” a place where we can sit on the right side of the Lord. Inspired by all of this beautiful imagery, he talks […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks for a simple covering because he knows he will be faced with a lot of negativity as a fan of the football team that won over the weekend. He talks about how the fans of the losing team tend to spew negative comments about the win in […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF was inspired by Erica Campbell‘s thoughts  about “the good stuff.” He launches into a prayer of gratitude for the “good stuff,” reminiscing about the simpler times, when imagination was employed in order to create things to play with as kids. He talks about these simpler times in contrast […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for week one of college football. He talks about Houston’s surprising win over Oklahoma, LSU “taking that L in Wisconsin,” and much more. He says God was out in full force on the football fields of colleges across the country “opening up the red sea” as […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF approaches prayer with a “memory spirit.” He ponders about what happened to the times of the really old deacons, who would sing that “understandable song,” and where red suits and sometimes fall asleep in the middle of a song. He expresses a nostalgia for “deacon time,” in the […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God in a “grateful spirit” now that school has started and the kids are out of the house and in their classrooms! He laments about his house full of children and empty of food over the summer, and how much he looks forward to the days […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is inspired by his own ashy elbows to speak on a product that differs from Satan-Off, his spray product from a previous prayer. Instead, he comes up with the idea of an Anointment cream or a balm for those who “can’t get to a spray.” He also illustrates […]